What the…?

This is the first in what will not be a recurring sequence. In a search for some Los Angeles Kings items to give as gifts this Christmas I cam across a disturbing item that made me ask… what the hell? If you can’t tell, the above is a Adam Deadmarsh rubber duck. Not only is it disturbing, because who the hell puts a duck bill on the face of a player… but the frightening irony of employing a DUCK on a Los Angeles Kings player is just… there are no words. Seriously, couldn’t they pick a member of the hellish Ducks?

This is of course leaving aside the frightening question of who needs a Los Angeles Kings rubber duck in their bathtub…

What do you think of this strange item? A must-have for you? Or something you’d rather leave to other fans…

Topics: Adam Deadmarsh, Anaheim Ducks, Los Angeles Kings

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